Top ten ways to irritate visitors to your site and make him register

haha hilarious list!!!

Make your background dark and your text just a shade or two brighter.

omg...i hate when u have to highlight the text to actually be able to read it...>.<

my PC automatically click on the x button heheh really funny man

[fireburn]

Everyone here is laughing but I've seen at least ten sites out there that use at least half of these... I especially hate the no right click sites

wow, thats quite funy, might use some :P

was this supposed to be a joke lol.. maybe we should rename this topic to:
"Top ten ways to kill your website" lol i hope nobody uses these tips :P

Let me put it this way;

I wouldn't follow those tips.

Originally Posted by weblord

If I encounter those pages, the more I don't register.

Not to mention I close the site immediatly and forget about it to

thanks mate, this is the most important for webmasters who should avoid those things

These tips could actually help a web master to create the worst web site ever and get into the Guiness World Record Books, cause at the moment I don't think there's a current record holder at the moment?

I should make a website with all of those things cuz they are really funny... just to annoy ppl